Hello. I'm Japan.
I suffer massive culture shock when I interact with my Western allies.
Um... It seems you're eating something that I would never imagine to...
Are these snails?
It's a French cuisine called escargot.
It's France's cooking.
Do you want to eat some too?
No, I just ate rice balls.
The western culture is bizarre and complicated.
Italy, have you no shame? How can you just lay there in public?
But it's hot and this is normal in Italy.
Come join me.
What are you saying?
Do you want to see my loincloth that badly?
Please get dressed.
Just having to sleep naked is a big deal for me!
Gosh.
Germany, please smack some sense in him.
What's up, Japan?
Aren't you hot?
No. Not at all.
The Free Body Culture movement is bizarre and complicated.
Your number!
One!
Two!
We'll begin with the training.
First, the basics that a soldier has to know.
Yes sir!
W-What is it?
When your superior walks past you...
Sir!
Living up to my name, I'll ignore him, sing, eat, and sleep.
You have to salute! Hail!
Um... I'm not really following you..
Don't copy Italy.
You can do it.
It'll be a piece of cake for you, Japan.
I-I wonder...
Okay, let's take it from the beginning.
Yes si-
Yo, sir!
Do you want me to wring you or what?
Next one.
What will you do when the enemy wants to surrender?
Sir!
Like a true Italian, I'll obediently surrender, sing, eat and sleep!
That's the same as before!
Next!
Captain, as a honorable Japanese, I'd give him a vague answer like,
"I'll completely annihilate you" or "I'll consider it."
By the way, they all mean "no"!
These are the three who I lost to?
I decided to clean my shed on a whim and it brought back some old memories.
That shed is filled with good and bad memories.
America's Shed Cleaning
It'll be open to the public soon
So this is Rome.
Fabulous, it's fabulous!
You think?
Do you like such places?
Yes. It's truly magnificent.
I see. Then I'll give you something nice.
Are you sure?
Pillar
A pillar...
In the last land of the White Tiger Corps, there's a Pompeii's Pillar sent by Italy
To the land of the White Tiger Corps
and a mournament sent from Germany.
The carving says, "It's dedicated to the soul of the warrior's code".
But after the war, America ordered it to be removed.
You can see them in Aizu in the Fukushima prefecture.
The Japanese drawings are great.
I really love them.
I'm honored to hear that from you.
All of them are picture books, so pick whichever you like.
Thank you. Then I'll-
Huh? What's the matter?
Porn
To be continued